1 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:24,350 This is a Cal Vista presentation. 2 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,700 For years and years, married couples have had to face the problem of marital 3 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,320 boredom. That's when a husband and wife become tired of each other and want 4 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,320 their own independence. 5 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,320 This is usually followed by jealousy, fights, and finally a divorce. 6 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,300 Dr. Joy Love and her associate, Dr. 7 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,920 Harry Reams, have been doing research in this field. 8 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:25,040 Their discoveries are now a major breakthrough in the field of marriage 9 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,260 counseling. They have mastered the technique of preventing marital boredom. 10 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,780 Their technique is now the most controversial in their field. 11 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,640 Dr. Eames and Dr. 12 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:37,440 Love call this treatment the Love Syndrome. 13 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,180 Dr. Love, Dr. Love, do you think the AMA will recognize the Love Syndrome as a 14 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:46,460 new standard of treatment? No comment. Dr. Love, is it true that you and Dr. 15 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,760 Reams are sleeping together? No comment. Dr. 16 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:53,120 Love, it's rumored that your video and film data is pornographic. 17 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,980 First persons, please. I have no comment at this moment. 18 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,560 Well, well. Oh, well, if it isn't Dr. Joy Love. What a pleasure it is to see 19 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,840 again. Oh, it's a pleasure to see you again. I can't tell you what a thrill it 20 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,860 is when I found out that Channel X was going to do a special on little old me. 21 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,740 Well, when our board of directors saw some of your research films, they 22 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:19,000 that we must do a documentary on it. 23 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:24,420 Now, one of the highlights, of course, will be showing some of your 24 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,280 research films. 25 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,460 Well, what do I do? 26 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:34,670 Well, for starters, why don't you tell our audience about the love suit? 27 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,820 began over a cup of coffee. 28 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,400 Dr. Harry Raines looked at me, and I looked at him, and then he looked at me 29 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,980 again and said, isn't it a shame that more marriages are breaking up today in 30 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,760 larger percentages than they did when I was a kid? 31 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:57,040 Well, I must say, this came as a complete revelation to me. But when Dr. 32 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,260 Raines described his relationship with his wife, well, I could almost visualize 33 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:04,380 it. Shall we roll the film? 34 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:51,560 told me about his wife now she was a young girl of about 18 years of age and 35 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:57,000 harry i mean dr rings was afraid that she would become bored with him so he 36 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:02,740 encouraged her to explore every avenue of sexual excitement this of course is 37 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,540 the theory that the love syndrome is based upon 38 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:29,030 Let's observe what happens when Harry was able to tune in, as we call it, to 39 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,310 wife's sexual desires. 40 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:34,550 As you can see, the result was 100 % satisfaction. 41 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,060 That Dr. Ream certainly has one hell of a technique. 42 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,990 has been filmed under strict laboratory conditions. 43 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:24,030 Funny you should mention that. I was just about to ask you about your field 44 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:27,670 research. Well, in field research, you never know what might happen. 45 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:31,550 I see. Could you give us an example of that? Dr. 46 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:35,450 Reams and I were treating a young couple who were having a great many problems 47 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:37,909 with their marriage. Well, they were terribly tired of one another. 48 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:42,870 So we suggested that they might try swing parties or orgy, anything. 49 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,200 perk up their sex life and renew their interest in one another. 50 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:50,460 Unfortunately, this couple was simply just, well, they were simply too 51 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:54,800 -laced to try anything out of the ordinary, such as a sexual group 52 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:00,940 So I suggested that they might try something unusual or strange in their 53 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,380 life. What do you mean, strange places? 54 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:10,180 Oh, like in a public bathroom or under a table in, say, a restaurant or even... 55 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:13,450 Sex in the middle of the afternoon. Actually, anything that would break 56 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:14,790 usual sexual patterns. 57 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:21,150 Oh, I see. Like, sex in the back of a bus is more arousing because the element 58 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:22,089 of danger. 59 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,130 Like being caught. 60 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:27,830 Exactly. Well, anyway, you know what we did? 61 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:35,530 Yeah? We set up a camera in the husband's office, and we caught the wife 62 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:36,530 coming in for sex. 63 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,870 Of course, we were terribly pleased that they were following our advice. Of 64 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:42,870 course. 65 00:10:57,230 --> 00:11:01,970 The funniest thing that happened was we also caught his secretary peeking 66 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:05,650 through the keyhole. She turned out to be a little nymphomaniac, and she was 67 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,350 getting completely turned on. 68 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,820 Something happened that had both Dr. Reams and myself in a state of shock. 69 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:24,840 The secretary came in and the couple didn't mind at all. 70 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:19,330 From what we could see, it looked as if the couple was having a fine time. 71 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,630 Actually, we couldn't see any signs of nervousness. None. None. 72 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,900 Reams and I were so pleased that the couple had followed our advice. 73 00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:14,410 Did you consider that case a complete success? 74 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,089 Oh, yes. Dr. Reams and I were both ecstatic. 75 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:21,950 I see. And speaking of Dr. Reams, where is he these days? 76 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:25,869 Oh, he's teaching our methods in Sweden now. The Swedes have taken a great 77 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:30,150 interest in our work. I understand you've also been doing a lot of research 78 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:34,910 gay couples. Oh, you mean homosexuals? Yes, we have. And I might add, with 79 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,490 success. Dr. 80 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:39,930 Reams and I were a young lesbian couple. 81 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,430 Laurie and Jeannie. 82 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:45,590 They've been together for five years and we're getting very bored. After a few 83 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,770 sessions with us, they began to regain their interest in one another. 84 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:55,010 Yes, I see. And I believe we have some porn documentary footage of this 85 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:56,330 particular case, don't we, Doctor? 86 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,550 Yes, we do. 87 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,940 As you can see, this couple is making love as if they had met for the first 88 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,980 time. Oh, Dr. 89 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:22,540 Reigns is portraying Laurie's male lover. This was Laurie's idea. She had 90 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:27,120 secret fantasy that Jeannie hide in a closet and what? 91 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,890 You're one of my favorite patients. 92 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,630 I gathered that when you did take the house call. Oh, wow. I figured you must 93 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,950 have had some kind of a special fantasy that you must have caught up and that 94 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:02,990 you wanted to take care of. 95 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,590 Yes, as a matter of fact, that's exactly where it's at. How can you foresee all 96 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:08,590 of this in my mind? 97 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:12,070 Well, I know my physical needs, but you're getting into my brain. What is 98 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,970 Well, I'm your psychiatrist. 99 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,850 I know this fact. I'm looking at your head and body. 100 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,650 Why don't we just find out exactly what that little... 101 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,120 fantasy you had was and we'll see if we can't fulfill it do you think you can do 102 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:30,620 as well as the last visit i paid you in the office well that remains to be seen 103 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,100 now doesn't it yeah who'd you like to help very 104 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:40,720 pretty dress thank you 105 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:46,440 i like brown does that mean anything to you you like brown 106 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:50,820 Well, that's right. And rust and green and all these... Very earthy colors. 107 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,080 yes. Why don't we get down to flesh? 108 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,880 Very funny. 109 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,300 Oh, 110 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,220 I had a dream last night. 111 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,840 That was the whole bloody night. 112 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,000 Do you ever have a dream that lasted the whole... You know, that you think it 113 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 lasted the whole night? 114 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,180 Well, I... Not just a shorty, but like a real... 115 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,680 I want you to do your thing because you do your thing so well. 116 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,520 And if I tell you it's a little too much. You want me to do my thing? Is 117 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,520 why you called me over? 118 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,260 I want you to help me with my thing by doing your thing. 119 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,780 You know what I mean? I see. Did you have anything special that you dreamt 120 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:10,580 Thank you. 121 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,960 Like this, doctor. 122 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,740 Does it give you any insight into her inner self? 123 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,140 At this time, any conclusions that we might draw would be strictly 124 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680 Watch the film. 125 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:25,840 B -A -B -A -B -A -B -A B -A -B -A -B -A -B -A Follow me, I'll show you how 126 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:18,930 I'm with me. I'm with you. 127 00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,530 I'm in motion. 128 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:45,070 I love you. 129 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,760 Reams and I were both pleased by the results on this particular case. 130 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,700 male homosexual in any of your experiments? 131 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,200 Oh, yes. There was one case that I remember particularly well. 132 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:10,620 A young male homosexual wanted to be heterosexual. 133 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,940 Oh, Dr. Reams and I found the case fascinating. 134 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:17,480 We set up an experiment with the young homosexual, Dr. 135 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,120 Reams, and a girl volunteer. 136 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,140 I filmed the experiment. 137 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,720 And we have that film. Let's look at it. 138 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:22,130 Our patient cooperated to the best of his ability while Dr. 139 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:25,450 Ream demonstrated what to do. I see, yes. 140 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,400 Did you find the experiment successful? 141 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,140 Well, let's just say it was fairly successful. 142 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:36,360 enjoy sex with a woman? Well, he said he did, but he couldn't perform 100%. Why 143 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:36,939 was that? 144 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:40,660 He said it was because he was nervous. Now, that's a very natural reaction in 145 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,000 such an unfamiliar situation. 146 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,920 Now, was Dr. Reams nervous about this situation? 147 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:16,900 Oh, well, he was so busy demonstrating sexual technique that, as you can see, 148 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:20,360 being nervous was the furthest thing from his mind. 149 00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:24,820 There was this one young married woman. She was so bored with her husband, she 150 00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:29,480 couldn't make love to anyone. She had what you might call a sexual hang -up. 151 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,399 what did you do? 152 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:36,180 Under laboratory conditions, I injected her with a sedative. Then Dr. Reams took 153 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:37,580 her into one of our therapy rooms. 154 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:42,860 Well, in her relaxed condition, he was able to help her overcome her hang -up. 155 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:48,420 I see. Let's roll the film and show the audience exactly what Dr. 156 00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:49,820 Love is talking about. 157 00:47:19,050 --> 00:47:20,070 Thank you. 158 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,880 The therapy room looks just like an apartment. 159 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,680 Of course. We find it very helpful to conduct our experiments in a familiar 160 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,680 environment. 161 00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:07,730 How old did you say that woman was? I didn't, but she's 22. 162 00:49:24,650 --> 00:49:28,490 As you can see, our therapy was top -notch. 163 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,300 We'll be right back. 164 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:17,170 amazing that you and Dr. Reams achieved such excellent results. Yes, our work 165 00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:19,450 has achieved a lot of critical acclaim. 166 00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:09,210 We have seen the complete workings of the Love Syndrome, a therapy 167 00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:12,470 on the prevention of marital boredom developed by Dr. 168 00:54:12,710 --> 00:54:14,830 Harry Reams and the lovely Dr. 169 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:17,490 Joy Love, who is standing right next to me. Hello! 170 00:54:17,930 --> 00:54:20,010 Doctor, do you have anything further to add? 171 00:54:20,230 --> 00:54:24,250 Why, yes. As a matter of fact, excuse me, we have some documented footage of a 172 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:27,850 young newscaster and his wife trying their first threesome. Would you like to 173 00:54:27,850 --> 00:54:31,550 see it? I certainly wouldn't want to miss this one for the world. Roll it, 174 00:54:31,550 --> 00:54:32,550 Charlie! 175 00:55:53,870 --> 00:55:54,910 Thank you. 176 00:56:58,350 --> 00:57:02,530 Oh, my God, that's me and my wife. How the hell did you get this footage? 177 00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:03,850 Trade secret, darling. 178 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:08,310 No. 179 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,060 No, baby. 180 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:16,780 Come home, baby. 181 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:20,980 I need you, baby. 182 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:05,920 um um 183 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,800 Oh, my God. 184 01:00:57,450 --> 01:01:00,010 Thank you. 185 01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:55,440 Dr. Love, for that very interesting footage. And now for a special treat. 186 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,200 cameras are going to follow Mr. and Mrs. Frederick, the young married couple who 187 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,340 suffered from severe marital boredom. 188 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:15,300 Thanks to Dr. Love and Dr. Reed's Love Syndrome Therapy Program, they are now a 189 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:19,620 happy, fun -loving couple, enjoying every single moment of their life 190 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:32,839 of liberty. 191 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,620 And step on it. 192 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:36,840 Oh, 193 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:46,540 lick 194 01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:48,860 me. Lick me passionately. 195 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,240 Show me how well you suck. 196 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,460 Oh, more. 197 01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:59,180 Long drink. 198 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,440 Suck my juicy wits. Good thing. 199 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:15,600 Suck that cock, madam. 200 01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:51,280 Jump up and down in your lap. 201 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:56,280 Oh, I love it. Stick it into you. 202 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:59,660 Come on. I'm going to ride you like a horse. 203 01:12:55,759 --> 01:12:58,520 It's going to break me. 204 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:21,040 Love is in the air everywhere I look around. 205 01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:28,900 Love is in the air every sight and every sound. 206 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,220 And I don't know if I'm being a fool. 207 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:38,200 Don't know if I'm being wise. 208 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:42,440 But it's something that I must believe in. 209 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:48,740 And it's there when I look around. Love is in the air 210 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:51,740 in the whisper of the tree. 211 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:59,240 Love is in the air in the thunder of the sea. 212 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:04,820 And I don't know if I'm just dreaming. 213 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,420 Don't know if I feel safe. 214 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:12,340 But it's something that I'm believing. 215 01:15:15,790 --> 01:15:16,790 my living. 216 01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:48,330 Love is in the air when the rising of the sun. 217 01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:55,810 Love is in the air when the day is nearly done. 218 01:15:58,430 --> 01:16:00,770 And I don't know if you're in. 219 01:16:01,230 --> 01:16:02,230 Oh, yeah. 220 01:16:02,810 --> 01:16:04,970 Don't know if I see it through. 221 01:16:05,850 --> 01:16:09,250 But there's something that I must believe in. 222 01:16:09,590 --> 01:16:12,090 And you're there when I reach out. 223 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:30,140 And there you have it, the love syndrome therapy treatment. It speaks for 224 01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:34,600 itself, 100 % effective in the curing of marital boredom. This is Chet Akron's 225 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,599 reporting. 226 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,820 Fuck the show. 227 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,480 I'd rather suck cock. 228 01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:42,260 Me too. 229 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:47,620 Love is in the air Everywhere I look around 230 01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:54,600 Love is in the air Every sight and 231 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,600 every sound 232 01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:00,790 And I don't know if I'm being fooled.